I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize