I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
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found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
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You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
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You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I said "one day" and that day is not today
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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