Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
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I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
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Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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