Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
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It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
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Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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