idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
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You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
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My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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