I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
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i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
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Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
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