last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
it's not cheating when I paid for it
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
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At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
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I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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