Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
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His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
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You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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