I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
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what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
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I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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