You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
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Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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