Do vagina's smell?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
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Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
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The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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