Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
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Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
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She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I pour the whiskey from now on
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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