I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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