apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
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In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
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He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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