Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
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it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
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as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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