Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
We talked him into tasing himself.
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You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
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Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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