he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
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I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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