I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
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I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
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"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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