I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
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our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
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I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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