so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
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that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
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We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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