you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
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They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
You may now shotgun with the bride
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize