in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
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Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
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