My nipple is on Facebook.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
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I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
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I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. Iβm terrified and tumescent
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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