MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
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If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
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Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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