so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
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I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
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He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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