sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
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We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
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You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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