Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
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No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
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it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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