You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
She announced her abortion via fbk
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
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Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
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yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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