How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
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i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
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IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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