I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
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He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
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Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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