Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
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also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
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You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize