so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
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So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
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then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
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