Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
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THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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