Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
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Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
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Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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