Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
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DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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