It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
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I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
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HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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