Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
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so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
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...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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