1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
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I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
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i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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