My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
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I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
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I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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