so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
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Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
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It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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