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(347): View more from New York

Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home

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(316): View more from Kansas

My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.

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(812): View more from Indiana

For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete

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(912): View more from Georgia

I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

True college students do jello shots in the library

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