what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
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It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
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at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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