thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
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I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
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Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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