Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
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Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
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One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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