brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
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you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
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I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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