Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
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A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
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side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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