i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
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I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
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for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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