just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
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Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
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Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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