Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
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Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
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Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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