we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
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Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
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That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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