there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
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Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
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But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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