it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
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Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
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Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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