I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
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woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
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we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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